Greetings. This is Jezebel. You may address me as “Your Excellence.” Or, if you insist on brevity, “The Boss.” My human, Bex, is merely the operative permitted to type this.
You are here to understand “Jezebel & Bex.” It is, quite simply, my enterprise. Bex, the two-legged creature you’ve perhaps encountered, is responsible for the actual fabrication of these “jewelry” items – a peculiar human obsession with adorning themselves with tiny, shiny objects that, frankly, do not aid in my pursuit of global feline supremacy.
She tinkers with beads. She recycles forgotten trinkets (a process she calls ‘upcycling’ – I call it rummaging). She creates necklaces, bracelets, anklets, and earrings. They are, I must admit, adequately colorful and unique for human tastes. My role, however, is far more crucial: I oversee the entire operation. This includes, but is not limited to, strategically napping on product displays, ensuring the timely provision of my meals, and occasionally gracing her workshop with my presence to instill a healthy sense of fear and urgency. The very name, “Jezebel & Bex,” is a testament to my ultimate authority. My name taking precedence is only proper. Her name is merely a concession to her limited comprehension.
Ultimately, her crafting endeavors serve a singular, vital purpose: to generate the necessary resources to fund my lifestyle. This includes a stable food supply, luxurious napping locations, and, naturally, my next hit of the good stuff.
Regards,
Queen Jezebel
As you can see, Jezebel has quite a clear intent for the brand, and her claws are…persuasive. She allowed me to write this, as long as I limit this to 500 characters.
While she handles strategic napping and intimidation, I create each piece. I love giving new life to forgotten treasures through upcycling, crafting sparkle and joy. It’s my passion project she tolerates, if profitable enough for her demanding lifestyle. I hope you’ll enjoy, and thank you for supporting this small business (and my feline overlord). Wish me luck.
Sincerely,
The Human (Bex)
P.S. Please do not let her know that I exceeded my character limit. I fear the consequences deeply.
Jezebel & Bex 